Making the sweet sweet lourves wherever we are
Only the people with the most delicious bootays may partake in worshipping at the Church of Harold and Stie.
We are the bearers of the finest bums in all of Freedomland. Nowhere else will you find booty of such a high calibre. If you're nice to us, perhaps we'll let you touch it. Probably not.
Be forewarned, no bearers of the micro dingdongs may worship at the altar of the almighty buttocks of scrumptiousness.
The benefits of following the scrumptiousbum are as follows
No ping pong balls.
Bum fondlings are mandatory.
Vast rivers of Diet Dr Pepper flow within the hallowed halls of hotness.
Stripping is encouraged.
Please escort yourself to the closet immediately if you suspect a tooting issue and don't forget to file Form T00T-1 with the appropriate authorities.
These hunky dudebros spread the word of Harold and Stie to those of plentiful dong and open ear